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Parking Ticket
« on: June 01, 2012, 12:11:19 pm »



How retired people get their kicks.


     The Parking Ticket


Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Marilyn, my wife, and I
went downtown and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an vw . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Marilyn called him a s**t head.  He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.


 %$oldcit



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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 12:13:40 pm »

Thats funny!
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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 09:02:01 pm »

Real funny. If I get the chance I'll try it. &^rofl &^rofl &^rofl
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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 10:33:02 pm »

 &^rofl #@rofl3
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