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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: Beetleboi -Greg- on March 27, 2008, 12:56:27 am
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Elephant into a Beetle?
Q: How do you get an elephant into a Beetle?
A: Open the right door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the Beetle's door, take the elephant out, close the door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Beetle?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: There's a Beetle parked in your driveway.
Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a Beetle, four in another Beetle, and then put the two Beetle's in the fridge. Surely a fridge large enough to hold two elephants can hold two Beetle's!
Q: What did the fifth elephant in the Beetle discover?
A: The retractable metal sun roof.
Q: The Lion gathered all the animals in the jungle for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were still in the Beetle.
Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a Beetle?
A: None, the elephants are still in there!
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I didn't think it was funny, but maybe some of you will.
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stoned#
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I didn't think it was funny,
I agree.
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I laughed my mooning off because it was even posted :wallbash:
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Ignore them Greg. They don't call them grumpy old men without a good reason. :icon_tongue: :kiss:
I liked them. WA#
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John -- I resemble that remark, I'm the only grumpy old man in this club //// m-d
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That makes you a charter grump don't it?
I'd watch out for that Jack guy though. He might be trying to take the crown. :icon_king:
Always nice seeing here Bud.
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Well, it was either this or posting a pic of two beetles... um mating. It was done a lot better than the one
I made, they were welded together. looked like a completed ball. I found it by googling 72 bug fuse box or something. :D