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Title: Wine vs Water
Post by: Yuma on June 20, 2009, 04:31:59 pm

To my friends who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water ... Poop
 Wine ... Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap .


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.   LAUGH@   LAUGH@   LAUGH@

Title: Re: Wine vs Water
Post by: Bugaru "JAY" on June 20, 2009, 09:56:31 pm

 Thanks Sonny. Hey I like that one. I'll have to remember it.  :icon_thumright:

Title: Re: Wine vs Water
Post by: lovebus (jack) on June 20, 2009, 11:02:25 pm

 LAUGH@

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Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap .

 @7@ Now I know why we on this board are like we are. We drink to much water. :icon_tongue:

And I said, WE.

Title: Re: Wine vs Water
Post by: Fire Lady (Michelle) on July 31, 2009, 04:12:11 pm

oh I love this!  I'm sharing it with everyone!    LAUGH@       LAUGH@