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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: Beetleboi -Greg- on October 26, 2009, 04:53:45 am
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You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:
o You've repainted your van camo.
o You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.
o Your female companion has big hair.
o You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't bother knocking."
o Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.
o You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
o You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.
o You travel with three or more dogs.
o You recarpeted the van with shag.
o You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.
o Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.
o Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.
o Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.
o You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
o Your horn plays "Dixie."
o You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.
o You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.
o The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.
o Or, you live in SE Arizona.
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You must know my neighbor who has a 4 door Transporter
running a 1776 cc engine. P#3
Here in SW Arizona
Yuma
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There are rednecks in Arizona? LOL
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You may be a redneck Bus owner if:
o You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
o Parts of your Bus are primer colored for more than three months.
o You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Arms are for hugging" or "Love Bus"
Be careful Greg, we all know someone that might fit these parameters !fright! 777 777 LAUGH@ LAUGH@
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LOL hey that 3rd one wasn't on the list.
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You might be a redneck Vanagon Owner if...
you own a Vanagon.
Sorry guys, but I couldnt resist :-* :icon_geek:
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Those things are about as square as them owners.
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You might be a redneck Vanagon Owner if...
you own a Vanagon.
Bwhahahahaha! Good one!
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Those things are about as square as them owners.
By square you mean groovy. =-)