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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: carfolite73Super on January 25, 2010, 11:27:28 pm
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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
P.S. I think he is still in the hospital
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He never learns. Last time she came home from the doctor she said
"(the) Doctor told me I had a great body".
The husband said "What he say about your big mooning ?
She replied "He didn't mention you the whole time I was there!"