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Title: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 11, 2011, 07:43:42 pm
I notified work today that I'm sick of it and need a break. I informed him I'm not working anymore weekends and the 21st my phone will be off for everything but VW Business. So do you still need my shakedown managing skills or am I walking around drinking... Soda all day... Yea.... soda.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Beetleboi -Greg- on August 11, 2011, 07:47:26 pm
YAY!!!
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: lovebus (jack) on August 11, 2011, 07:48:39 pm
We miss ya Budd. as long as you go to Flanders!!
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Baha (Shawn) on August 11, 2011, 07:50:32 pm
Well, nice to have you back  &^beer&
Yes your skills are "requested". And not to look a gift horse in the mouth... Are our crack Sales Aces Shaggy & Mrs Shaggy available (& insanely willing) as well???




BTW (as I rudely check the teeth on the gift horse a second time) Don't forget we need you for Flanders as well
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: matt on August 11, 2011, 08:41:39 pm
  


.......................... I informed him I'm not working anymore weekends and the 21st my phone will be off for everything but VW Business. .....




   And he said............................................  [gunfiring\  ??????????






                                                          Flanders is a must!             2@@cool  


Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: rich67vw on August 11, 2011, 08:54:58 pm
Tyler? Tyler? I know that name, can't place the face...

Hmmmm... Tyler.... Tyler.... thinkin, thinkin.......
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: 6T5 square on August 11, 2011, 09:02:50 pm
he's volunteering to help with Punch Buggy and you guys are more worried about Flanders.

 :confused04:;
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 11, 2011, 09:19:53 pm
We miss ya Budd. as long as you go to Flanders!!

Of course I'm going to Flanders but I heard if I'm not you are pushing in my place. I kinda want to see that. I will make you a deal I push you wear the the dye onesie and talk trash.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 11, 2011, 09:29:21 pm

   And he said............................................  [gunfiring\  ??????????                                                          Flanders is a must!             2@@cool   


At this point he is just worried I'm going to walk so he doesn't get to say anything more then thank you lol





                                                          Flanders is a must!             2@@cool   



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Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 11, 2011, 09:34:53 pm
Tyler? Tyler? I know that name, can't place the face...

Hmmmm... Tyler.... Tyler.... thinkin, thinkin.......
Think hard and you will remember a young man born in the wrong generation, rakishly good looks and a love of the drink.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 11, 2011, 09:37:40 pm
he's volunteering to help with Punch Buggy and you guys are more worried about Flanders.

 :confused04:;

Thanks John never thought I would see the day all the bus guys break my balls and the guy with the type 3 stands up for me.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Baha (Shawn) on August 11, 2011, 10:54:23 pm
Yo that an old signature? Or are you holding out on us?
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 12, 2011, 12:17:05 am
Old signature I saw that but didn't update it since im on my phone.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: lovebus (jack) on August 12, 2011, 10:19:44 am

he's volunteering to help with Punch Buggy and you guys are more worried about Flanders.

 :confused04:;


Flanders and Punch Buggy can live in harmony and almost have the same Feng shui in the VW world BUT

Flanders and the Great Klub Kompetition Push Off is going to be the event of the decade!

SJVWC, TWO TIME WINNER will be defending our title against clubs frothing at the mouth this year to stop our winning ways and they will do anything to stop us from rubbing their noses in it for another year.

The VW world will be watching as our Crusaders mount aside their trusty steed for the push to glory.

If  When we win again it will be the event of all events of VW history.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 12, 2011, 04:22:58 pm
I'll start the slow clap to that jack. I think I see a nice blank and white video of clips of all three years in slow motion with the theme from the Olympics playing softly while Morgan freeman reads jacks post slowly like he is speaking of the gods of old then as he finishes the cup fade in glowing like the holy grail.


I think there is a tear rolling down my cheek.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Baha (Shawn) on August 12, 2011, 05:42:07 pm
 3#blab# 3#blab# 3#blab#

What about Mr & Mrs Shaggy?????

They ROCKED on the club table last year!
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 12, 2011, 07:57:43 pm
Not sure about the shaggys I would hess they are coming it is punch buggy
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: matt on August 12, 2011, 08:16:11 pm
                     

          I'll start the slow clap to that jack. I think I see a nice blank and white video of clips of all three years in slow motion with the theme from the Olympics playing softly while Morgan freeman reads jacks post slowly like he is speaking of the gods of old then as he finishes the cup fade in glowing like the holy grail.




                                                                                       I think there is a tear rolling down my cheek.


 




   Get a hold of yourself Tyler  ?/banghea?/   This year I think we got some real foes to deal with. Not only is there a rumor that a club is a bug-push-practicing,
     but if the slowriders clan comes up from the deep south as they say they are   %$oldcit they are the rednecks role model of a redneck, and they are one tough group.
  The stakes are high as everyone wants to knock down the best, and we ...or some inour group   whistleegi  have relentlessly made sure everyone knows we are the best }sleepba}    .....so far.
   So do we need a strategy here  [gunfiring\  or just go in cold with fire in our eyes  &(rage_

  Making sure little gas is left in the tank, and have the tires well inflated will help, I'm sure others will be doing the same.
As Yucel and I discussed, maybe we need some ringers.... I told him I could put an ad in a local paper there, hey, that's what clubs' funds are for! Our image is everything, so is our ego.

   If we win, I think we will completely demoralize a lot of the other teams, so they will be in a weaker mood the following year, even if they dare try us again.

         Contrary to any polictical correctness, WINNING      IS        EVERYTHING!!!!             **^bana0 **woohoo /?trophy?/ ^NO1) ))banfla) 7&7sun 7&7sun 7&7sun 5%5mexwave

Matt










Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: kvbug (karen) on August 12, 2011, 09:27:21 pm
Go to your local Gold's Gym and look for willing participants...  lol   
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: lovebus (jack) on August 12, 2011, 09:52:26 pm
Well put Matt clap2-*

Quote
they are the rednecks role model of a redneck,
#@rofl3 and they are big dudes!
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: 50split(paul) on August 12, 2011, 10:45:34 pm
if you can drag me away from the swaps i will help push.
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: matt on August 13, 2011, 09:25:40 pm
Well put Matt clap2-*
 #@rofl3   


                                         and they are big dudes!



 You got that right,   Hmmmm maybe just as the starting gun goes off, we should yell "You're shoe laces are untied!!!!!!!!!!"  Any momentary diversionary tatic is helpful..............




Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: kvbug (karen) on August 13, 2011, 09:34:13 pm
Or have someone set up a table and suddenly  yell  "Free Beer"... lol  ( but that means none of YOU can run to it... hmmm.... &$hmmthin_+)
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Evil-Tunes (Glen) on August 13, 2011, 10:55:24 pm
Or have someone set up a table and suddenly  yell  "Free Beer"... lol  ( but that means none of YOU can run to it... hmmm.... &$hmmthin_+)

Yea, better rethink that one.    #@rofl3 &^rofl
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: kvbug (karen) on August 13, 2011, 11:12:22 pm
Hmmm....  how about    "Any of you whose sisters/wives are here, please come to the judges table for a special plaque...".  That ought to clear out all of them!!    Well they ARE rednecks you said..     whistleegi
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: lovebus (jack) on August 14, 2011, 07:47:52 am

Hmmm....  how about    "Any of you whose sisters/wives are here,

Well they ARE rednecks you said..   

  clap2-*
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Baha (Shawn) on August 14, 2011, 09:19:10 am

we should yell "You're shoe laces are untied!!!!!!!!!!" 

Won't work...They all know they dont wear shoes.


And if they did, they couldn't tie em anyway
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: kvbug (karen) on August 14, 2011, 11:26:49 am
Or put them on the correct feet...

Let's see....  if you yell,  "Gentleman Start Your Engines!"  they'll think there's a NASCAR race nearby and go running toward it...))banfla)
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: Celly on August 14, 2011, 07:23:03 pm
Just to get this right, we are the champions and we are suppose to be scared of another challenging club? 

Not this pusher!

A wise pusher once said "You may beat us tomorrow, but there is no way you will ever talk more smack than us..."

That wise pusher not only talked more smack than the rest, but pushed the SJVWC to victory.

As far as Paul helping us push... Heck yeah :jump4jo":, you ever seen the size of that man's calfs? bugey--

 
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: kvbug (karen) on August 14, 2011, 07:42:56 pm
All hail the SJVWC Pushers!!   (hail-    They will reign victorious and retain their well-deserved trophy! /?trophy?/
Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: matt on August 14, 2011, 09:13:20 pm


                     Won't work...They all know they dont wear shoes.


                                                                   And if they did, they couldn't tie em anyway







 Great! I forgot!     #@rofl3



Title: Re: Master of the Shakedown
Post by: skibumtgm on August 15, 2011, 01:04:50 pm
Just to get this right, we are the champions and we are suppose to be scared of another challenging club? 

Not this pusher!

A wise pusher once said "You may beat us tomorrow, but there is no way you will ever talk more smack than us..."

That wise pusher not only talked more smack than the rest, but pushed the SJVWC to victory.

As far as Paul helping us push... Heck yeah :jump4jo":, you ever seen the size of that man's calfs? bugey--

 

And that wise pusher would like to add even if you can push faster no way you can push drunker lol. 

i will take down our southern brothers by making sure they are drinking with me all night long.  i have proven i can handel the drink and push but they have to earn that label still.