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Title: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:03:50 pm
That a flight attendant gives you 6 ounces of soda and folks are as grateful as a guy stuck in the desert for days? I mean, we supersize everything in our lives. 
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:07:45 pm
Why is it that you always get to sit in the jet next to the dude who either brings on a salami hoagie with onions or a Bill Gates who thinks he can work his laptop, iPad, and other technocrap in an area smaller than the drivers seat in a VW bug?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:10:22 pm
Why is it that I'm still taking off my shoes at a TSA security checkpoint because one idiot five years tried to light his shoe on fire on a plane?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:13:43 pm
Why is it that you can take as many 3 ounce containers of liquid on a plane and think terrorists are too dumb to empty out mouthwash bottles and refill them with bad stuff?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:15:20 pm
Why is it that you get a rental car and can't figure out how to turn the lights on?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:17:25 pm
Why is it that pilots always talk with a southern accent and are harder to hear than the drivethru at Wendys?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:25:00 pm
Why is it that folks in row 32 get up as soon as the plane lands as if they are going to magically fly over the other 180 passengers and be out the door first?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:27:27 pm
Why is it that a flight attendant shows you how to buckle a seat belt when if you've been in a car in the last 40 years you probably figured that out?
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: buglvw (Howard) on October 03, 2011, 11:28:05 pm
Rich, you sound depressed. Go out and sit in your VW for a little bit. All will be good with the world  **^bana0
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: Baha (Shawn) on October 03, 2011, 11:45:07 pm
 clap2-* Bravo! Encore!  #@rofl3
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 03, 2011, 11:56:55 pm
Nah, I just have to laugh at this stuff.
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: kvbug (karen) on October 04, 2011, 06:57:17 am
Better to laugh than to cry..

and Howard, is that your bug???????   I'm jealous...    =wink=
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: buglvw (Howard) on October 04, 2011, 01:04:25 pm
Quote from: kvbug on October 04, 2011, 06:57:17 am
Better to laugh than to cry..

and Howard, is that your bug???????   I'm jealous...    =wink=

YES. Got it on Ebay last year from Connecticut. I was looking for about six months before I found it.  **^bana0
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: kvbug (karen) on October 04, 2011, 01:23:13 pm
Much like Rich's thoughts on flying...

                               it gives you something to smile about   clap2-*
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: lovebus (jack) on October 31, 2011, 09:38:24 pm
Folks, this is clearly a man that you will read about in the papers one day as the Air Marshal take

 him of a plane bound to JAX in a straight jacket, Babbling, I love FL, I love my job, I love FL, I love my job I love FL, I love my job
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: kvbug (karen) on October 31, 2011, 09:45:42 pm
Nah... 




                                                    they don't use straight jackets anymore...   #@rofl3
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: Bob(Herbie) on October 31, 2011, 09:48:16 pm
Quote from: JackWagen   (jack) on October 31, 2011, 09:38:24 pm
Folks, this is clearly a man that you will read about in the papers one day as the Air Marshal take

 him of a plane bound to JAX in a straight jacket, Babbling, I love FL, I love my job, I love FL, I love my job I love FL, I love my job
Or maybe like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" I hope not!
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: rich67vw on October 31, 2011, 10:17:01 pm
Hey, "Falling down" was a good movie, especially when he went into the McDonalds to order breakfast and couldnt get it 2 minutes after breakfast was being served...

Ok, it DID end kinda bad...




Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: kvbug (karen) on October 31, 2011, 10:24:43 pm
But what a productive day he had...   #@rofl3
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: Evil-Tunes (Glen) on October 31, 2011, 11:10:24 pm
Quote from: kvbug on October 31, 2011, 10:24:43 pm
But what a productive day he had...   #@rofl3
@#bananadarkhair.
Title: Re: Traveling in 2011
Post by: vwtrike (Rich) on November 01, 2011, 07:46:00 pm
I think somebody needs a little vacation time.