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Title: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: lovebus (jack) on December 13, 2011, 06:31:34 pm

Forgot my glasses ..
           %$oldcit
 
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.
 
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
 


She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and you'regoing to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
 


She said to me, "Where are your glasses?
This is a membership toa Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
 
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: kvbug (karen) on December 13, 2011, 06:46:39 pm

 !!ROFL

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: mochabill on December 13, 2011, 08:26:32 pm

      The perfect couple, clap2-*


  http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf   **^bana0

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: kvbug (karen) on December 13, 2011, 08:52:00 pm

 &^rofl &^rofl    Naturally I kept reading...   #@rofl3

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: vwtrike (Rich) on December 13, 2011, 08:55:55 pm

Funny,I even liked the music &^rofl &^rofl &^rofl

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: lovebus (jack) on December 13, 2011, 11:03:45 pm

Very funny!

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: buglvw (Howard) on December 14, 2011, 09:34:33 pm

You never know what you'll find on this forum  2@@cool 2@@cool 2@@cool

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses ..
Post by: 71vert on December 16, 2011, 10:24:52 pm

 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3

Of course I kept reading, 2!