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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: 71vert on February 24, 2012, 06:20:54 pm
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One day my housework-challenged husband decidedto wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' MICHIGAN !'
And they say blonds are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Shawn says as he stepped out of the shower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor ------------
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I'll beat him to death.AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gaspingfor breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when theyare sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world??...
Then He made the earth round.
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TOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!! *lmao *lmao ((thumpup
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I &^rofl,and &^rofl. I gave it to my wife. #@rofl3 dog@@
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*lmao even tho it's all
True not true its still funny as all getout and I was busting a gut.
NOW
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