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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: kvbug (karen) on April 26, 2012, 05:08:11 pm
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The
Man of Your House.
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the
kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I
am the man of this house and my word is the Law. You will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal,
you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love
the way I want it! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so
that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless
I have your a** cremated."
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&^rofl
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#@rofl3