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Title: Last Request
Post by: vwtrike (Rich) on October 17, 2013, 02:44:12 pm

   Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, in the room is his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
   "So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses," "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." " Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
   The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property" Sarah replies, Property?
   "The schmuck had a paper route!"

Title: Re: Last Request
Post by: kvbug (karen) on October 17, 2013, 04:45:19 pm

 dog@@

Title: Re: Last Request
Post by: matt on October 18, 2013, 12:56:30 pm

         thumpup)-           thumpup)-   

Title: Re: Last Request
Post by: buglvw (Howard) on October 19, 2013, 01:08:20 pm

Another good one Rich  clap2-*

Title: Re: Last Request
Post by: lovebus (jack) on October 20, 2013, 09:04:48 am

 &^rofl

Title: Re: Last Request
Post by: DreamWeaver J@Y:~} on October 20, 2013, 12:34:46 pm

 Last Request... Hm-mmmm kind of goes with getting older.
Geese, now I forget what my last request was.. ?