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VW Lounge => OFF Topic => Topic started by: vwtrike (Rich) on September 25, 2012, 07:55:28 pm
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide ?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's
against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of
us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't
tell me you had a prescription."
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#@rofl3 clap2-*
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bugey-- [LMAO]
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Why is it that only the females think that is funny :confused04:;
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Well Rich must have thought it was funny because he posted it, and I KNOW he's not a female... #@rofl3
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The truth is my wife e-mailed it to me.
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__rolleye_