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Title: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: vwtrike (Rich) on September 25, 2012, 07:55:28 pm
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight           into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide ?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's
against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of
us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't
tell me you had a prescription."
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: 71vert on September 27, 2012, 08:03:02 pm
 #@rofl3    clap2-*
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: kvbug (karen) on September 27, 2012, 08:16:27 pm
 bugey--        [LMAO]
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: buglvw (Howard) on September 28, 2012, 04:41:35 pm
Why is it that only the females think that is funny  :confused04:;
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: kvbug (karen) on September 28, 2012, 05:06:39 pm
Well Rich must have thought it was funny because he posted it, and I KNOW he's not a female...   #@rofl3
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: vwtrike (Rich) on September 28, 2012, 05:19:52 pm
 The truth is my wife e-mailed it to me.
Title: Re: Ethical Dilemma
Post by: kvbug (karen) on September 28, 2012, 05:29:16 pm
 __rolleye_