Stupid women drivers

[lovebus (jack)]

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph  With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,I don't scare easily. 

But she scared me so much;   I dropped 

My electric shaver ,
Which knocked the donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,  It knocked
My cell phone away from my ear
Which fell  Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Splashed, And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Stupid women drivers   :icon_cheesygrin:

[bugs2much]

 LoL that's a good one Jack.

[6T5 square]

Big Jim and the Twins,



That alone was worth the price of admission!

[njgt-1]

Big Jim and the Twins,

LoL LoL LoL LoL

so eloquent a description!