Scroll down the following list to see if you just might be a victim of the BABY BOOMER BUMMERS
⌂ - It takes you an hour to undress ... and another to remember why.
⌂ - You think "libido" is an Italian pasta.
⌂ - When people ask you what your favorite food is, you tell them "soft."
⌂ - You keep repeating yourself.
⌂ - You sit down to breakfast and hear "Snap, Crackle and Pop," and you haven't poured milk on your cereal yet!
⌂ - Your Pharmacist calls you by your first name.
⌂ - You join a "mall-walking" league.
⌂ - Your underwear starts creeping up on you ... and you enjoy it!
⌂ - You find music videos too suggestive ... But you can't remember exactly what they are suggestive of.
⌂ - You start wondering why they started printing everything in smaller type.
⌂ - The clothes you've been saving 'till they come back in style' have come back in style.
⌂ - It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
⌂ - You keep repeating yourself.
⌂ - You start beating everyone else at Trivia games.
⌂ - You think of a "quickie" as napping at a traffic light.
⌂ - Conversations with people your age often turn into "Dueling Ailments."
⌂ - During sex you fantasize you're with someone else.
⌂ - During sex you fantasize you're someone else.
⌂ - You wake up with that awful "morning after" feeling ... and you didn't do anything the night before.
⌂ - You notice that joggers are passing you ... while you're driving.
⌂ - You keep repeating yourself.
⌂ - Your favorite song is playing in the elevator.
⌂ - You begin to think that a few more handfuls of cologne or perfume "couldn't hurt."
⌂ - Your new easy chair has more power options than your car.
⌂ - What's "good" for you either gives you diarrhea or constipation.
⌂ - When among friends at a party, regularity is considered an acceptable topic of discussion.
⌂ - Your childhood toys are selling on e-Bay for more money than you have in your savings account.
⌂ - You light the candles on your birthday cake and everyone starts singing "Kumbaya."
⌂ - You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
⌂ - You get a telephone call at 9 p.m. and they ask, "Did I wake you?"
⌂ - Your car battery goes dead because your turn signal was on for two weeks straight.
⌂ - You send money to PBS.
⌂ - You start believing that you really did walk five miles to school in the snow.
⌂ - You are obsessed with the thermostat.
⌂ - When you talk about "good grass" you're referring to the neighbor's lawn.
⌂ - You keep repeating yourself.
⌂ - Your arms are too short to read the newspaper.
⌂ - The only reason you're ever up past midnight is because of indigestion.
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