Took Dad to the mall and....

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he
is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, yellow, purple, etc...
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your >life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacok. I was just wondering if
you were my son.'

(sorry - had to misspell the bird so the auto-censor would let it show)
Build it the way YOU want it!
1965 Mustang convertible
1954 Chevrolet 3100 pickup (3rd owner)
Not currently a VW owner....

Daverted

I Like That !!  LAUGH@ LAUGH@ LAUGH@ LAUGH@ LAUGH@ LAUGH@

lovebus (jack)

I don't have to go to work in the morning....

RT 66 June 1, 2015

"Why restore it to its former short comings
When you can modify it too its full potential."

Yuma

Sounds like the story about the buffalo and the Hippie !!!  

Same ending  @@@ @@@ @@@ 

Beetleboi -Greg-

ROUTE 66 MAY 2014

1972 Volkswagen WestFakia "Mildred"

You buy your own bus, and do what you want to your bus. I'll do what I want to so with mine. Pissing off purists one modification at at time.

"After a Hurricane Comes a Rainbow" - Katy Perry