Sorry if you are a blonde...............but funny anyway!
A year in review of blondes
� Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
� Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
� Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
� Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said Ŗ to 4 years."
� Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
� Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
� When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."
� Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets.
� Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves.
� Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."
� After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
� What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light.
� Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting ! to rain, and the top is down."
