Elephant into a Beetle?
Q: How do you get an elephant into a Beetle?
A: Open the right door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the Beetle's door, take the elephant out, close the door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Beetle?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: There's a Beetle parked in your driveway.
Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a Beetle, four in another Beetle, and then put the two Beetle's in the fridge. Surely a fridge large enough to hold two elephants can hold two Beetle's!
Q: What did the fifth elephant in the Beetle discover?
A: The retractable metal sun roof.
Q: The Lion gathered all the animals in the jungle for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were still in the Beetle.
Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a Beetle?
A: None, the elephants are still in there!