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Beetleboi -Greg-

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Elephant in a Beetle
« on: March 27, 2008, 12:56:27 am »

Elephant into a Beetle?

Q: How do you get an elephant into a Beetle?
A: Open the right door, put the elephant inside, close the door.

Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the Beetle's door, take the elephant out, close the door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Beetle?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: There's a Beetle parked in your driveway.

Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a Beetle, four in another Beetle, and then put the two Beetle's in the fridge. Surely a fridge large enough to hold two elephants can hold two Beetle's!

Q: What did the fifth elephant in the Beetle discover?
A: The retractable metal sun roof.

Q: The Lion gathered all the animals in the jungle for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were still in the Beetle.

Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a Beetle?
A: None, the elephants are still in there!
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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 12:56:49 am »

I didn't think it was funny, but maybe some of you will.
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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 06:14:52 am »

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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 09:45:23 am »

I didn't think it was funny,

I agree.
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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 01:32:03 pm »

I laughed my  mooning off because it was even posted  :wallbash:
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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 05:21:07 pm »

Ignore them  Greg. They don't call them grumpy old men without a good reason.  :icon_tongue: :kiss:

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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 06:28:09 pm »

John --  I resemble that remark, I'm the only grumpy old man in this club   ////  m-d
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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 06:59:20 pm »

That makes you a charter grump don't it?

I'd watch out for that Jack guy though. He might be trying to take the crown. :icon_king:



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Re: Elephant in a Beetle
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 11:13:34 pm »

Well, it was either this or posting a pic of two beetles... um mating. It was done a lot better than the one
I made, they were welded together. looked like a completed ball. I found it by googling 72 bug fuse box or something.  :D
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