This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped
My electric shaver ,
Which knocked the donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel, It knocked
My cell phone away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed, And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Stupid women drivers :icon_cheesygrin:
