To my friends who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water ... Poop
Wine ... Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service. LAUGH@ LAUGH@ LAUGH@
