You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:
o You've repainted your van camo.
o You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.
o Your female companion has big hair.
o You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't bother knocking."
o Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.
o You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
o You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.
o You travel with three or more dogs.
o You recarpeted the van with shag.
o You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.
o Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.
o Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.
o Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.
o You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
o Your horn plays "Dixie."
o You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.
o You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.
o The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.
o Or, you live in SE Arizona.