Craigslist thread?

[rockdog2877]

I was wondering about starting a thread of humorous Craigslist postings. I come across some doozies,
http://delaware.craigslist.org/ctd/1582967952.html
" RUNS GOOD IN GOOD COND.NOW THE BAD ITS A 5 SPEED TRANS BUT HAS NO REVERS ALL OTHER GEARS ARE GOOD GREAT A-B CAR IF YOU DONT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT NEED A CAR THIS IS IT SO CALL ME "
a car that keeps you moving forward!
./// ??? Ghug fight=

[Beetleboi -Greg-]

Missed connections is my favorite sections.

You were wearing a read shirt and a pair of jeans I saw you standing by the light post on board st. What was I wearing?

etc.

That could be ANYBODY.