The first man married a woman from England .
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from China .
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results.
The next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from America .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
The second day he didn't see anything but
By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich & load the dishwasher.
Tar-Man married a woman from Media Pa.
As of day ONE without saying a word from "The Man", she lovingly washed the floors, cut the grass, painted the house, gave him foot massages every night for18 years , washed his laundry by hand, ... all and more, as she knew it was the right way to treat her man..
Ooops. As of today, she read this post.......... and will not be coming to the Christmas Party.........
