This Amish guy pulls in the local Sunoco and tells the attendant, "sir, do u have oil? my buggy is overheating." the attendant is weary because why would he put oil on the buggy when they don't have a motor. Well the attendant asks the guy, why do u need oil? aren't your buggies horse drawn? The Amish guy laughed and told the guy to step outside and tell me if u see a horse and buggy? The attendant walked outside only to see a truck at one pump and a pro-street turboed VW Dunebuggy with an oil leak from the valve cover and a decal with an amish passing sign! The Amish guy said to the attendant, these horses don't drink water, they drink oil..
