Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do
not take medical terminology seriously.
You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don't worry so much).
STRESS KILLS !!!!
Southerner's Medical Dictionary
Artery..................
The study of paintings
Bacteria................
Back door to the cafeteria
Barium........................
What doctors do when patients die.
Benign....................
What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section.........
A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan.................
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...............
Made eye contact with her
Colic..........................
A sheep dog
Coma...................
A punctuation mark
Dilate...................
To live long
Enema....................
Not a friend
Fester................
Quicker than someone else
Impotent..................
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain..............
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff..............
A Doctor's cane
Morbid......................
A higher offer
Nitrates...............
Cheaper than day rates
Node........................
I knew it
Outpatient...............
A person who has fainted
Pelvis........................
Second cousin to
Elvis
Post Operative...............
A letter carrier
Recovery Room.............
Place to do upholstery
Rectum..................
d*** near killed him
Secretion...............
Hiding something
Seizure................
Roman emperor
Tablet..................
A small table
Terminal Illness...........
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..................
One plus one more
Urine..................
Opposite of you're out
ENJOY LIFE !!! DRINK MORE TEQUILA !!!!
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