Southerner's Medical Dictionary

[Yuma]

 


Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do

not take medical terminology seriously.

You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don't worry so much).


STRESS KILLS !!!!       

Southerner's Medical Dictionary

Artery..................
      The study of paintings

Bacteria................
       Back door to the cafeteria

Barium........................
     What doctors do when patients die.


Benign....................
      What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section.........
       A neighborhood in Rome 


Cat scan.................
      Searching for Kitty

Cauterize...............
        Made eye contact with her


Colic..........................
        A sheep dog


Coma...................
        A punctuation mark

Dilate...................
        To live long


Enema....................
         Not a friend


Fester................
         Quicker than someone else

Impotent..................
         Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain..............
         Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff..............
           A Doctor's cane


Morbid......................
           A higher offer

Nitrates...............
          Cheaper than day rates

Node........................
       I knew it


Outpatient...............
         A person who has fainted

Pelvis........................
         Second cousin to
         Elvis


Post Operative...............
          A letter carrier


Recovery Room.............
         Place to do upholstery

Rectum..................
      d*** near killed him

Secretion...............
       Hiding something


Seizure................
      Roman emperor


Tablet..................
            A small table


Terminal Illness...........
       Getting sick at the airport


Tumor..................
        One plus one more

Urine..................
        Opposite of you're out 





ENJOY LIFE !!!  DRINK MORE TEQUILA !!!! 


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