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Classes for Women
« on: October 31, 2011, 08:05:32 am »

Classes for Women
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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By January 30

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

I'm sending my wife to this one!!!!
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a  Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to  Parallel   Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 09:16:37 am »
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! !  &(rage_

Just you wait Mr Jack ... bugey--   #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 07:44:40 pm »


       







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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 09:02:55 pm »
  I hope these are'nt filled

Class 7
Can a  Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 9 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

good one Jack!

 A few years ago  at work,I came upon a group of women who were talking to my male friend. He seemed in a bad way, I asked him what was wrong, and he said he threw his back out.  I said " how in the world did you do that?" - as he was extremely athletic.  He said he was ironing a shirt - I told him " - Look Mike, men and women are built differently, why are you engaging in an activity that you were not genetically designed to do?!! -that's dangerous"

  Of course the women threw a fit  thumpup)-



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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 09:07:52 pm »
MATTHEW!!  not you too!! 





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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 10:23:11 pm »
I always say; Don't send a man to do a womans work 2@@cool

True story;

When I broke my thumb a couple of years ago I had to go to therapy. There was a lady there getting therapy also. They had her folding towels, clothes, etc.
Innocently I said I hope you have different therapy for men. Boy did I get the  *cold* stare.  In my defense I was thinking of using tools like screwdrivers or adjustable wrenches  ?/banghea?/
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 07:44:56 pm »


 HaH!  That's a good one Howard!

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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 08:01:24 pm »
That's right...  don't send a man to do woman's work....   THEY'RE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING IT.  Something to do with an inability to multi-task, I believe....
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 08:19:40 pm »
OUCH 3#blab# #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 08:28:33 pm »
 &^rofl &^rofl
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2011, 04:37:12 pm »
Now now, boys!  Here's a little lesson for all of you; Of course, I thought at YOUR age you woulda figured it out by now...   ?/banghea?/



A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:

Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2011, 05:45:47 pm »
OK, your asking for it. (((o:


First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2011, 05:51:40 pm »
Farmer Frank had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day when he was out in the field, Frank's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.

At the wake, Frank's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Frank he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Frank and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"

Well, Frank replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, 'Is that mule for sale!?'" &^rofl #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2011, 05:56:35 pm »
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2011, 06:55:41 pm »
Men, you can't live with 'em,  and you can't kill 'em without getting caught......
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