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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 08:56:36 pm »


 Well, Jack did have some good ones there!    #@rofl3  &^rofl  #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2011, 09:07:05 pm »
yeah yeah yeah....   3#blab# 3#blab# 3#blab#           #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2011, 07:05:45 pm »
Quote from: JackWagen   (jack) on November 07, 2011, 05:45:47 pm
OK, your asking for it. (((o:



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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.


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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2011, 07:06:20 pm »
A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he dates someone half his age.   #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2011, 07:08:51 pm »
Here are the top ten things that men know about women!

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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2011, 07:09:46 pm »
 payatten*

Women have their faults.
Men have only two.
Everything they say and
everything they do.

 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3

Serious note- It was a pleasure to meet you guys at last nights meeting.  You guys do such a nice job!  Thanks!
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2011, 07:10:51 pm »
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, took some money from his purse, and gladly pressed it into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2011, 07:15:55 pm »
 What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.

How can you tell if your husband is dead? A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2011, 07:17:20 pm »
 &^rofl #@rofl3

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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2011, 09:03:18 pm »
As I  &^rofl      &^rofl
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2011, 09:04:01 pm »
Quote from: kvbug on November 08, 2011, 07:15:55 pm

 What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.


WOW, what a man!!! Here I always thought difference was 55 minutes.
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2011, 10:17:14 pm »
       The Black Bra, as told by a woman.

   I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

   We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

 Here's how it all went.

  My engaged friend:
  The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you" Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
   Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

  Then I had to share my story:
   When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said...   
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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2011, 10:43:46 pm »
A man says to his friend, ?I haven?t spoken to my wife in 18 months.?
The friend says, ?Why not??
The man says, ?I don?t like to interrupt her.?



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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2011, 08:28:50 am »
Omg....  this thread is WAY too funny!!    &^rofl &^rofl
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2011, 03:14:58 pm »
A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank.

In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her.

He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face.

The customer replied, ?No, but I?m pretty sure my wife did.?
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