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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2011, 03:17:37 pm »
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?

Answer: Divorced.
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2011, 05:23:22 pm »



   #@rofl3    &^rofl     #@rofl3      a lot of good ones!


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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2011, 08:22:38 pm »
OK so here are the courses to help you men... Maybe we can all get scholarships and finally end the war of the sexes!  (yes, I want world peace)
 09group:  **also need a peace symbol smiley!  #@rofl3

Etiquette and Behavior:
EB101: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
EB102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us The Credit Cards)
EB103: How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom
EB105: You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please
EB106: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
EB107: Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary
EB108: Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

General Electives:
GE101: You, The Weaker Sex
GE102: Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
GE103: The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
GE104: Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
GE105: You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

Home Economics:
HE101: You Too Can Do Housework
HE102: How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
HE103: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")
HE104: Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
HE105: Get A Life - Learn To Cook
HE106: How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
HE107: How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom
HE108: How To Color-Coordinate
HE109: Aiming Techniques, In the Bathroom
HE110: Overcoming Electronic Gadgetry Obsession

Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
IR102: Reasons To Give Flowers
IR103: Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullchit
IR104: Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex
IR105: Marriage - Those Who Talk And Play Together, Stay Together

Life Skills:
LS101: Combatting Stupidity
LS102: Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception
LS103: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
LS104: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
LS105: How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
LS106: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
LS107: Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
LS108: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
LS109: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!
LS110: You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis
LS111: Knowing When To Stop And Ask For Directions When Lost On The Road

Sex Education:
SE101: How To Stay Awake After Sex
SE102:  You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try.
SE103: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "NO"
SE104: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "Yes"



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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2011, 08:27:19 pm »
Ok... who's signing up for classes???
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2011, 08:27:59 pm »
I think they should be the topic of January's meeting.... Start out the new year right!   #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2011, 08:29:41 pm »
That's right... resolutions.   Although, most never keep their resolutions, so maybe that's not a good idea...



                                           &$hmmthin_+
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2011, 08:50:53 pm »
Put me down for: EB108, HE110, LS103 & SE101

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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2011, 08:55:59 pm »
How about SE 101 A?  HOW TO STAY AWAKE DURING SEX
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2011, 08:59:22 pm »
 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2011, 03:30:06 pm »
Quote from: kvbug on November 09, 2011, 08:55:59 pm

How about SE 101 A?  HOW TO STAY AWAKE DURING SEX

I told you NOT to tell anyone!!!  ?/banghea?/
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2011, 03:57:32 pm »
 !!ROFL !!ROFL
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2011, 08:48:29 pm »
Quote from: JackWagen   (jack) on November 10, 2011, 03:30:06 pm
                                    I told you NOT to tell anyone!!!  ?/banghea?/






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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2011, 08:53:26 pm »
Matt, can we sign you up for some classes too??   
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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2011, 10:00:20 pm »
 


  Nah, I passed them all years ago........................    thumpup)-




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Re: Classes for Women
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2011, 08:00:19 am »
I don't know.... I'm sure there are a few on there that really could benefit you.   You probably only passed because you copied from someone else...    #@rofl3
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