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lovebus (jack)

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Forgot my glasses ..
« on: December 13, 2011, 06:31:34 pm »
Forgot my glasses ..
           %$oldcit
 
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.
 
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
 


She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and you'regoing to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
 


She said to me, "Where are your glasses?
This is a membership toa Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
 
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 06:46:39 pm »
 !!ROFL
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 08:26:32 pm »

      The perfect couple, clap2-*


  http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf   **^bana0
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 08:52:00 pm »
 &^rofl &^rofl    Naturally I kept reading...   #@rofl3
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 08:55:55 pm »
Funny,I even liked the music &^rofl &^rofl &^rofl
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 11:03:45 pm »
Very funny!
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 09:34:33 pm »
You never know what you'll find on this forum  2@@cool 2@@cool 2@@cool
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Re: Forgot my glasses ..
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 10:24:52 pm »
 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3

Of course I kept reading, 2! 

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