Some Irish Humor

[71vert]

It's Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The Robber Shoots the Guy Without Hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, 'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse.'

[71vert]

Kearney and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in Phoenix Park, Dublin, last week.

They sat down on a bench to rest. It was then they overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Immediately Mrs Kearney realized that a young man was about to propose to his beloved.

Not wishing to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, 'Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them.'

Kearney replied, 'Whistle? Why should I whistle?  Nobody whistled to warn me.'

[kvbug (karen)]

Yeah ,me neither...   doh.gif                  &^rofl #@rofl3


Good ones, Heather   &^beer&

[lovebus (jack)]

 whistleegi

[Bob(Herbie)]

What was it that Henny Youngman said?  clap2-*

[vwtrike (Rich)]

Funny, very funny doublethumb

[matt]

Your Majesty !!!!!!  Your avatar!!!!!!!!  I am shocked,  ............  - SHOCKED, I tell you.....

[71vert]

Your Majesty !!!!!!  Your avatar!!!!!!!!  I am shocked,  ............  - SHOCKED, I tell you.....

&^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl &^rofl #@rofl3