So I'm getting ready to start the cruise and this vagrant comes up and acosts me!

"I have a bug" He incoherently screams at me "I HAVE A BUG! but some jackwagen took it!"
I didn't know what he was talking about. I tried to pull away but he wouldn't let me.
"It looks like this!" and he pulls a toy from his pocket! 3#blab#

"Just like this!"