Forgot my glasses ..

[lovebus (jack)]

Forgot my glasses ..
           %$oldcit

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.



She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and you'regoing to start jumping out of airplanes?"



I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.



She said to me, "Where are your glasses?
This is a membership toa Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.

[kvbug (karen)]

 !!ROFL

[mochabill]

      The perfect couple, clap2-*


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[kvbug (karen)]

 &^rofl &^rofl    Naturally I kept reading...   #@rofl3

[vwtrike (Rich)]

Funny,I even liked the music &^rofl &^rofl &^rofl

[lovebus (jack)]

Very funny!

[buglvw (Howard)]

You never know what you'll find on this forum  2@@cool 2@@cool 2@@cool

[71vert]

 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3

Of course I kept reading, 2!