Be careful what you say!

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carfolite73Super

January 25, 2010, 11:27:28 PM
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."



P.S. I think he is still in the hospital
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January 26, 2010, 09:02:57 AM
He never learns. Last time she came home from the doctor she said

"(the) Doctor told me I had a great body".

The husband said "What he say about your big  mooning ?

She replied  "He didn't mention you the whole time I was there!"
The VWs you can sleep in are more gooder

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