Master of the Shakedown

[Baha (Shawn)]

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What about Mr & Mrs Shaggy?????

They ROCKED on the club table last year!

[skibumtgm]

Not sure about the shaggys I would hess they are coming it is punch buggy

[matt]

                     

         I'll start the slow clap to that jack. I think I see a nice blank and white video of clips of all three years in slow motion with the theme from the Olympics playing softly while Morgan freeman reads jacks post slowly like he is speaking of the gods of old then as he finishes the cup fade in glowing like the holy grail.




                                                                                      I think there is a tear rolling down my cheek.

  Get a hold of yourself Tyler  ?/banghea?/   This year I think we got some real foes to deal with. Not only is there a rumor that a club is a bug-push-practicing,
    but if the slowriders clan comes up from the deep south as they say they are   %$oldcit they are the rednecks role model of a redneck, and they are one tough group.
 The stakes are high as everyone wants to knock down the best, and we ...or some inour group   whistleegi  have relentlessly made sure everyone knows we are the best }sleepba}    .....so far.
  So do we need a strategy here  [gunfiring\  or just go in cold with fire in our eyes  &(rage_

 Making sure little gas is left in the tank, and have the tires well inflated will help, I'm sure others will be doing the same.
As Yucel and I discussed, maybe we need some ringers.... I told him I could put an ad in a local paper there, hey, that's what clubs' funds are for! Our image is everything, so is our ego.

  If we win, I think we will completely demoralize a lot of the other teams, so they will be in a weaker mood the following year, even if they dare try us again.

        Contrary to any polictical correctness, WINNING      IS        EVERYTHING!!!!             **^bana0 **woohoo /?trophy?/ ^NO1) ))banfla) 7&7sun 7&7sun 7&7sun 5%5mexwave

Matt

[kvbug (karen)]

Go to your local Gold's Gym and look for willing participants...  lol   

[lovebus (jack)]

Well put Matt clap2-*

they are the rednecks role model of a redneck,

#@rofl3 and they are big dudes!

[50split(paul)]

if you can drag me away from the swaps i will help push.

[matt]

Well put Matt clap2-*
#@rofl3   


                                         and they are big dudes!

You got that right,   Hmmmm maybe just as the starting gun goes off, we should yell "You're shoe laces are untied!!!!!!!!!!"  Any momentary diversionary tatic is helpful..............

[kvbug (karen)]

Or have someone set up a table and suddenly  yell  "Free Beer"... lol  ( but that means none of YOU can run to it... hmmm.... &$hmmthin_+)

[Evil-Tunes (Glen)]

Or have someone set up a table and suddenly  yell  "Free Beer"... lol  ( but that means none of YOU can run to it... hmmm.... &$hmmthin_+)

Yea, better rethink that one.    #@rofl3 &^rofl

[kvbug (karen)]

Hmmm....  how about    "Any of you whose sisters/wives are here, please come to the judges table for a special plaque...".  That ought to clear out all of them!!    Well they ARE rednecks you said..     whistleegi

[lovebus (jack)]

Hmmm....  how about    "Any of you whose sisters/wives are here,

Well they ARE rednecks you said..   

  clap2-*

[Baha (Shawn)]

we should yell "You're shoe laces are untied!!!!!!!!!!" 

Won't work...They all know they dont wear shoes.


And if they did, they couldn't tie em anyway

[kvbug (karen)]

Or put them on the correct feet...

Let's see....  if you yell,  "Gentleman Start Your Engines!"  they'll think there's a NASCAR race nearby and go running toward it...))banfla)

[Celly]

Just to get this right, we are the champions and we are suppose to be scared of another challenging club? 

Not this pusher!

A wise pusher once said "You may beat us tomorrow, but there is no way you will ever talk more smack than us..."

That wise pusher not only talked more smack than the rest, but pushed the SJVWC to victory.

As far as Paul helping us push... Heck yeah :jump4jo":, you ever seen the size of that man's calfs? bugey--

[kvbug (karen)]

All hail the SJVWC Pushers!!   (hail-    They will reign victorious and retain their well-deserved trophy! /?trophy?/