Capt. Jack sent this to me. Very funny.

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lovebus (jack)

April 24, 2012, 11:08:46 PM
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.
I don't have to go to work in the morning....

RT 66 June 1, 2015

"Why restore it to its former short comings
When you can modify it too its full potential."

kvbug (karen)

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April 25, 2012, 07:21:39 AM
 &^rofl #@rofl3
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. ~Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.



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Celly

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April 25, 2012, 08:18:05 AM
Nice... thanks for the good #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl #@rofl3 &^rofl

piddling in ur pants...hmmm...something to look forward to bawlin)0
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