getting old

[vwtrike (Rich)]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965..  WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

[Bob(Herbie)]

Rich,
Now that's funny. I have my 45th class reunion coming up in December. I am going to look at all the old people. The problem is they are too!  %$oldcit

[kvbug (karen)]

Getting old is not for sissies, that's for sure! 

[DubNutz J@Y:~}]

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Yep. We all see ourselves different then that image we see today in the mirror. Most of our minds still have thoughts of H.S and College years, when we had the times of our lives and things were simpler..

I had a friend recently tell me this about when she tried to wake her husband one morning.

She woke and it was late morning and she noticed that her husband was sound asleep but she got a scare that something was wrong with him.
So she nuddged and poked him.
He didn't move or show any signs of the poke.
She keep poking him again and again with each poke a little firmer.

He finially responded, and yelled what in the Hell are you Poking me for? 

She replied, Honney I was worried that you may have been dead?

He yelled and Replied...

Baby, I've been trying to Poke you our entire marriage, and either you had a Headache or you acted Dead!  #@rofl3

TRUE Story..  #banghead

[Baha (Shawn)]

My problem is I spent my first 30 years screwing up my body and Ill spend the second 30 trying to fix it.  #banghead

[kvbug (karen)]

At least you didnt screw up your head too.....       dog@@             
                                     
                                                                                           &$hmmthin_+                            whistleegi               

[Yuma]

I didn't think this getting old stuff was so bad until this past month *******  &(rage_
Spent the better part of the last 30 days in and out of the (human) body repair shop.  %$oldcit
A little problem with A-Fib......... started by an Asthma attack.  :confused04:;

All in all it has been a blast getting OLD...  Not ready to quit yet.....   :jump4jo": :jump4jo": :jump4jo": 

thumpup)-

[buglvw (Howard)]

we missed you. I thought Arizona was supposed to be good for that stuff?  thumpup)-

[kvbug (karen)]

Sonny, I hope that you're feeling better now. You're right. Getting older is not for sissies!

[Baha (Shawn)]

Getting older is not for sissies!

Uh oh.....