You might be a redneck Vanagon Owner if...

[Beetleboi -Greg-]

     You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:

          o You've repainted your van camo.

          o You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.

          o Your female companion has big hair.

          o You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't bother knocking."

          o Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.

          o You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

          o You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.

          o You travel with three or more dogs.

          o You recarpeted the van with shag.

          o You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.

          o Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.

          o Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.

          o Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.

          o You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

          o Your horn plays "Dixie."

          o You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.

          o You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.

          o The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.

          o Or, you live in SE Arizona.

[Yuma]

You must know my neighbor who has a 4 door Transporter
running a 1776 cc engine.  P#3
 
Here in SW Arizona 

Yuma 

[Beetleboi -Greg-]

There are rednecks in Arizona? LOL

[Celly]

     You may be a redneck Bus owner if:
         
          o You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

          o Parts of your Bus are primer colored for more than three months.

          o You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Arms are for hugging" or "Love Bus"

Be careful Greg, we all know someone that might fit these parameters !fright! 777 777 LAUGH@ LAUGH@

[Beetleboi -Greg-]

LOL hey that 3rd one wasn't on the list.

[6T5 square]

You might be a redneck Vanagon Owner if...

you own a Vanagon.



Sorry guys, but I couldnt resist  :-*  :icon_geek:

[DubNutz J@Y:~}]

 Those things are about as square as them owners.

[braidmeister]

You might be a redneck Vanagon Owner if...

you own a Vanagon.

Bwhahahahaha! Good one!

[Beetleboi -Greg-]

Those things are about as square as them owners.

By square you mean groovy. =-)