Forgot my glasses ..
%$oldcit
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and you'regoing to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Where are your glasses?
This is a membership toa Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.